Projectile Vomiting

Im lying in my bed in some place

My head feels like its been hit by a race

I think at dinner I should of said grace

Especially after I puked at some ones face

I have Projectile Vomiting

I hit the toilet at 50 paces

I have projectile Vomiting

I feel like Ive swallowed maces

I think that I am very very ill

Will some one please give me a pill?

I feel like Im all ready dead

Has some one smashed a sledgehammer on my head?

I have Projectile Vomiting

I hit the toilet at 50 paces

I have projectile Vomiting

I feel like Ive swallowed maces

My head is burning,

Stomachs churning,

My body is hurting,

I KEEP ON HURLING

I have Projectile Vomiting

I hit the toilet at 50 paces

I have projectile Vomiting

I feel like Ive swallowed maces

The Bullshit song

Peaces of paper in my head

Crocodiles flying in the sky

The ground is bright red

And a small snake will cry

This is my bullshit song

It is a load of shit crap

If it doesnt rhyme its wrong

At least its better than rap

In space theres nothing but bees

Fat stick insects hitting the stars

Money really does grow on trees

My brain must still be on mars

This is my bullshit song

It is a load of shit crap

If it doesnt rhyme its wrong

At least its better than rap

Im speaking total bollocks

I have verbal diareah

Monkeys travel in flocks

Evil bananas are drawing near

Armageddon

One day when Lucifer ruled the world

Hes a armies will conquer all

Evil and humans will meld

And bring down our civilisation

Taking us into depths of misery and pain

Forever thunder forever rain

Why did your god allow you to die?

Must all the children cry?

We were warned about this my oh my

Its our Armageddon

Then the archangel will come

To overthrow the demons

He will throw Satan in the abyss

Never to return

Why did your god allow you to die?

Must all the children cry?

We were warned about this my oh my

Its our Armageddon

After a thousand years of placid

The demons shall escape

But this time we will fight back

And thro Satan in a lake of sulphur acid

Why oh why did you god allow you to die?

Must all the little children cry?

We were warned about this my oh my

Its our Armageddon

Its our Armageddon

Bullied

Staring at oblivion

Looking in my dark abyss

Hated by civilisation

If I die would I be missed

Staring into my eye

Forever asking why

Why dont nobody like me

Why dont I sice to be

Why dont nobody love me

What is wrong with me?

The faces of evil

Laughing at me

Why are people hating

Nobody but me

Staring into my eye

Forever asking why

Why dont nobody like me

Why dont I sice to be

Why dont nobody love me

What is wrong with me?

Walk through the door people laughing

Mocking at me

Now there is no more laughing

Now they sice to be

Staring into my eye

Forever asking why

Why dont nobody like me

Why dont I sice to be

Why dont nobody love me

What is wrong with me (x2)

Staring into my eye

Forever asking why (x3)

Evil Ninja Psycho Bananas

Evil ninja psycho bananas (x4)

Here comes the banana Armageddon

They will kill us one and all

As I speak one by one

The world leaders are starting to fall

There coming out of the fruit balls

They really have some big balls

Evil ninja psycho bananas (x4)

We should have seen this coming

The battle that will end them all

Theres nothing to do but start running

There harder than a steel wall

Evil ninja psycho bananas (x4)

There isnt any escape

They will infect your mind

They keep going till you break

Leave you loved ones behind

Evil ninja psycho bananas (x6)

Revenge

Why did you cheat on me with him

Now I have cut him up

And put his body parts in a bin

Your next you little bitch

You never loved me

Youre just a fucking leach

I went to the church to confess

But the father didnt listen

So I beat him with his own crucifix

Now hes laying in mud

Chocking in his own blood

The more he resisted

the harder I hit

blood on the book written for God

Why did you cheat on me with him

Now I have cut him up

And put his body parts in a bin

Your next you little bitch

You never loved me

Youre just a fucking leach

Now ill kill you slower than you hoped

Im not kind enough to jus slit you throat

Ill tell you why your parents never call

Because I stabbed them till they fall

Youll never guess what I did to your brother

I killed him while I mounted your mother

Why did you cheat on me with him

Now I have cut him up

And put his body parts in a bin

Your next you little bitch

You never loved me

Youre just a fucking leach

I got this noose just for you

Will this give you a hint that we are though

Its either this or a torcher rack

Maybe I should get a knife and hack

Why are you a nervous wreck

You just missed me snapping your neck.

Not Crazy

I saw his face

I just had to hack it

Now Im in a cell

In a straight jacket

My room is padded

I can bounce around

The bugs are all over me

So I head butt the ground

Im not crazy Im just insane

I may be a sadist

But at least Im not the same

I like smashing bottles on my head

They say Im not coming out till Im dead

People who know me

Call me psycho boy

But I didnt know

Your mommas corps was not a toy

I love to reinact

Cutting peoples throats

They say Im crazy

Crazy beyond hope

Im not crazy Im just insane

I may be a sadist

But at least Im not the same

I like smashing bottles on my head

They say Im not coming out till Im dead

Im not antisocial

I just wanna be alone

So just leave me alone

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

Im not crazy Im just insane

I may be a sadist

But at least Im not the same

I like smashing bottles on my head

They say Im not coming out till Im dead

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